We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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