After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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