Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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