we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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