do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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