I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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