Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
