I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i love accidental penises.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
