You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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