amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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