im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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