She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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