This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm having to shit out rocks
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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