I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Randomize
