We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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