Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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