I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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