called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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