so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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