Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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