hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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