Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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