spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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