Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do plants get herpes?
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Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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