Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
