i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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