Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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