Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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