I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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