office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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