If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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