he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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