I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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