Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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