PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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