Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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