Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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