Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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