Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
