I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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