pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
