In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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