Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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