after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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