just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
