There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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