How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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