And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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