The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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