I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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