the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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